Hawks ‎– Barnburner LP

Hawks ‎– Barnburner LP

Born from the ashes of Blame Game, Electrosleep Int'l, and Vera Fang. We've come to piss in your drink, steal a kiss from your girlfriend, sleep on your couch til next Leap Day, cram some noisy racket down your ears, make you dance, wet your pants and sweep that ass under the rug. Below the waist reviews below:

“It's all really a bunch of Ungodly Racket. There's this one guy that makes you think he's pretty cool cause he's got blinky things on a music stand, but you're sorely disappointed when he's naked with his junk in your face ten minutes later. This other chump, usually too drunk to know whats going on around him, just makes a bunch of "SKWIIIKOW!" and "WHEEEEEE-urrrrrgggghh" sounds on what could be a guitar. There's this one guy, who looks like the only one that's lucid, playing a bass...wrong. I mean, Geddy and Flea and Les and Bootsy never use picks, I don't think any bass player ever should, do you?. And lastly, there's some other long-haired hippy looking guy banging on pots and pans or something in the back. We'd never know cause you can't ever hear him over the guitar." - Brent Collinger, Newnan, GA.