Ümlaut – Total Disfückingcography CD

Ümlaut – Total Disfückingcography CD

Painfül büt Necessary Disclaimer
Obvioüsly the politics, attitüdes, and aesthetics of this band are indefensible and dangeroüs. Far be it from üs to condone or extol rioting, looting, senseless destrüction for its own sake, riding motorcycles, wearing leather jackets, or any of the other illegal, irresponsible, and püerile activities they promote in these poorly-written, preposteroüs, excessively far-fetched songs. We’re releasing this bootleg only to recoüp some of the financial losses stemming from oür ünfortünate decision to work with these lünatics in the past. We apologize in advance for any hürt feelings these songs may occasion and ürge yoü to bring lawsüits against the band to the limit of yoür financial ability.
If yoü take any of the ideals or demands presented here serioüsly, yoü are the irresponsible one, not üs. Now go back to playing dead—that’s a good püppy!
-Some beleagüered ex-worker from the CrimethInc. Department for Diplomacy and Damage Control

DON’T FÜCK AROÜND

Ümlaüt Manifesto
We say, fück yoü and yoür disclaimers, which we can smell from here, even throügh the gasoline and exhaüst!
Some things have to be said, right or wrong! Some heads have to fücking roll!
Some resisters don’t ünderstand the power of indülgence, some “revolütionaries” don’t ünderstand the virtüe of transgression. Do yoü really think yoü’re going to arrive in the new world withoüt crossing any lines?
And so we have to make it absolütely clear where we stand, where we stagger, where we swagger. We say:
Law and order? OÜTlaw and DISorder! Rhyme and reason? CRIME and TREASON! Tradition? SEDITION! Patriotism? RIOTISM! Prodüction?
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-FÜCKING
-GODDAMN
-STRÜCTION!
Who wants to be a militant? Better a dilettante! Dütifül? Better beaütifül! Responsible? Better reprehensible! Better foregroünd yoür shortcomings than downplay them, we say! Words are the one and only thing we won’t mince!
As for yoü, killers and landfillers, enemies of the people and everyone else, capitalist mürderers, each one mürdererer than the last,
We’d like to televise and broadcast yoür beheadings—büt we’ll be polite and jüst hang yoü with the güts of the last media mogüls!
Yoür laws güarantee üs the right to remain silent, the right to a fair trial, all those rights we have no üse for—
What aboüt the right to live life like we won’t get another chance, to fall in love ünder the fireworks and düke it oüt with the pigs? The right to sqüat on a foreign cliff pissing into the mist of dawn?
Yoü can’t büy üs off, yoü resort to threats—
Büt we keep oür heads, even at the güillotine! We were raised by wolves, we rün amok!
Yoü talk aboüt earning and meriting in the same breath, and then offer üs high-interest loans and minimüm wages,
Büt we’ll get what we deserve—thanks in advance!

We don’t give a fück,
THE BIG Ü

P.S. Everything yoü’ve heard aboüt üs is trüe times two!